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Upgrade Complete 2 Upgrade Complete 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So good I skipped playing Crysis 2 for this.

DUDE. I MEAN REALLY, DUDE. THIS, is THE best flash game ever. Good length, fun mechanics, and some SERIOUS satisfaction when upgrading (so mostly the game just keeps you feeling happy the ENTIRE time). Epic ending, Loads of upgrades (DUH! winning.), and a funnily snarky upgrade menu make this great. That, and the Heart Rate increase REALLY WORKS! (Coughscarestheshitouttayouwithascary faceCough)
All in all, HELL YEAH! CAN'T WAIT FOR THE UPGRADE OF THIS UPGRADE OF UPGRADE COMPLETE! Now then, where is the Upgrade Review, I mean Submit Review button...
"Now you're thinking with Upgrades!"


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Loved Loved

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic.

I can see how it would make you think hard. It didn't work on me though, because I fought against the voice because of my fundamental principle of "You have to EARN your respect", and this voice hadn't. But the 2nd time I went for the love end...Man were they different. I think I get the aspect though...disobey, and they world becomes colorful, but unclear, obey and it stays black and white, but you see everything clearly...escape or be accepted...however, I would like to know where it goes after it escapes, or what that coin was...epic piece of Art here. Good work.


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Achievement Unlocked 2 Achievement Unlocked 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It attacks again with more epic this time =D

I LIKE IT. Metagame hell is very entertaining. I love the new additions such as new floors, coins, a house, pastries (XD), what lies on the roof, and of course, MORE ACHIEVEMENTS. What more could I ask for from the sequel of one of my favorite games ever? More of all of the above in the next one, thats what :P


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More Zombies More Zombies

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha I like this :)

Action packed, great soundtrack, and funny as hell. What more do you want? :) I got 1st place score for today :) I like this game alot, and i never ran into the bug people seem to have, but I dont like how if they get to close guns wont hit them. XD tho. Once you get the minigun, this game just isnt fair for a LONG time :P don't worry: it evens out. And story mode's opening is funny. A hotdog driven Zombie outbreak? Instant classic. And I lol'ed so hard once i realized Rocco thought the Zombies on level 1 were just thieves O_O That's one tough hotdog vendor.


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Arrival In Hell 2 Arrival In Hell 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

cool.

this was WAAAAAAAY better than the first. But i had to use the walkthrough for most of it :( It was hard. Beating it was fun though, and I like the 4 years later entry in the timeline :) good game, although I STILL don't get what would cause a man to pick up such seemingly useless junk. Maybe being in prison makes you a hoarder? IDK. Fun game, scray as hell. Make a 3rd one.



Arrival In Hell Arrival In Hell

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Scary but funny...odd combo but it works.

Its a damn scary game, sure...but they character is so self serving and a jerk its funny. Like how you slap the guard to make him sane and free the other prisoner just to use him to distract the beast while you make a grab some matches and make a flamethrower. The ending scene was cool, but why all that gas in one place XD Fun. I just dont see how you didn't play the Suffering before playing this. But the again I CAN see it...similar but different...and still awesome.



The Breach The Breach

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun to play, but...

The game was awesome, but I do have a few complaints. 1) only firing horizontal. I wanna shoot up!!! 2)EASY bosses. only the first one was hard because of the lack of veritcal firing <_<. 3) story fails kinda hard. seems too generic. that may just be because there's one too many space horror things out now, but still...interdimensional beings who posses people and mutate them? Sounds kinda...used. idk why, but it does. 4) lack of different enemies. lets see, zombie, flying eye, butterfly, roofhanger, exploder, tentacle, rusher, cultist, and 5 bosses. 13 different enemies all game. 5) ending made me mad. I wanna win dangit! I do not wanna know I went through all that only to find out i lost in the end. 6) the achievements are only ingame, not Newgrounds achievements. Still, great game tho. Reminded me of Metroid 1 or Megaman with a Dead Space spin.


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chat bot v.3 chat bot v.3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

XD bots say dumb stuff sometimes XD

C: Try to determine if this is a computer or human speaking. Ask me something.
M: who is president?
C: George W. Bush.
M: PHAILZ!
C:That remark was either too complex or simple for me. We were talking about PHAILZ! What kind of music do you like?
M: stuff
C: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you like Star Trek?
M: Movie or series?
C: I have been waiting for you. Can we be friends?
M: Is this GLaDOS?
C: Yes, I think this is GLaDOS, but I'm not completely sure.
LOL XD this is fun to mess with :P


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Bars of Black and White Bars of Black and White

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn man...you need some contracts...

This stuff is so good, I'd happily fork over cash to play. Your career is at your feet Gregory :) This is MY kind of suspense. I don't like ones where they build it up, only to have some beast rip you to shreds. I like this way: build up the suspense, but then find out the monster is the exact opposite of what you were thinking of. This is one of the few room escape games i can actually say i beat without help. Full completion 30/30 is another story :) Speaking of stories, what a good piece this is. I love the ending. It reminds me of another game I played called Narcolyxii. You manage to escape your prison, only to find there is no escape. This is brilliant work, and I hope that one day I may make something to come close the being on the same planet of greatness as this simple but effective piece. |||||||||| (Fin.)


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Looming Looming

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The wind whistles epicly over the dusty plains....

This is one of the most....Interesting games I've ever played. You start out just a carefree adventurer (and so does your character, September). But later after you've struck onto several leads, you become drawn in (and so does September). Finding every secret becomes your fixation, and trust me, you won't rest easy until you've solved the mysteries of the realm of Looming. Once you have however, you feel as much satisfaction as September does upon returning to his love, January. I probably Shouldn't do this, but I think I'll give a little bit of help to the archaeologists who are stumped by this words mysteries.
(note: these numbers arent the actual numbers: they're numbered in the order i write them.)
1) turn tail and run home through the portal you came in on.
2) explore a bit, but return the way you entered.
3) just go up. the vertical path ends in discovery.
4,5,6) get the cooresponding small artifacts for the Large artifacts to open their portals (beads, bones, and rings)
7) find all the pieces of the diagram, and match the lights to them
8) most annoying, find the secret markers. directions for the first post are go up along the path, then turn right at the first branch, then it'll be a way along that path on the bottom of it.
9) become a planeswalker. the 4 corners of Looming hold directions for the lights...
Besides these hints, you're on your own. Happy excavating, and may you always return safely home to your love. Thank you Gregory for crafting such a cool game.


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