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[Raze]

Boom, Headshot :)

That is exactly what you did with this game :) it rulz, and i'll tell you why.
1) good weapon selection. and not just the basics, either. its a FLAME shotgun or a BIO uzi. and they all do stuff too, not just make the weps sound cool.
2) character customization. i love custom stuff. and you have 20 choices for all 3 parts - thats 8,000 different possible characters.
3) Deathmatch story. never seen a story done without actual levels, but you knocked it outta the park.
4) its just plain fun.
5)i can't even think of anything bad about it. maybe a lack of modes, but who needs em? deathmatch is king anyhow. i couldnt picture CTF on this. not ever.
Nice job, keep it up.

[The Great Massacre]

Well...It isn't God of War...

Good game, but it had issues. 1) as stated before, dude's freakishly slow. i've seen Big Daddies move faster walking. 2) phantoms arn't fair. especially not in "kill x enemies" levels. 3) lack of enemies. i freaked on the timed levels because there weren't many enemies onscreen. on the kill 60 in 200 sec. mission, i finished with 10 sec left. thats too close for my tastes.
All in all tho, it was a very enjoyable game :)

[Alice is Dead - Ep 2]

Damn you are awesome.

YadiYaDaDiYaaaah... OMG freaky music. man, you do good suspense work. scare the $%&# outta me. jolly good show. Plus, you made the rabbit cool. and then hatter goes nuts and kills everyone. looked like a scene from Madness for a bit there :) all the puzzling rulz too. also, you have good skill with eerily fitting music. first it was The Boogyman, now whatever you played after hatter raised hell. and that spot in the wall shaped like a tetris block? i didnt even look i was so scared. i mean cmon! you had the universe flicker for a sec! then i bolted. ive heard from the reviews whose waiting in there... that alone is proof enough how this game rulz, that people must comment on its awesomeness. Episode 3 will rule harder :) just pleez explain the mysterious machine. oh yeah, and nice job with the surgical part. bleaghaghaghagh.......(shudder)

[Micro Dungeon]

Feels like a rougelike :)

good job. fun, easy, quick, and entertaining. good job with the limited resources :)
To the guy below talkin about "make it bigger, add spells, add enemy pics" A) bigger would defeat the purpose: its supposed to be small. 33k size remember. B) spells would be too big, and requires shops and classes (more than likely) which would again miss the point of SMALL. C) again, think SMALL. the smallest pic i have is 3 mb itself. no distinct pics happenin. Sometime small games are the best. now shoot for a 4k game like the pros do! :)

[Condition]

Cave Story. without a doubt :)

and i would know. im playing cave story at the moment. im sad i didnt find the secret room, and that i killed the computer... but oh well. great game :) a bit short and with a near nonexistant story, but cave story's is uncomprehensible, so its about equal :) i seemed to have missed alot. i didnt see the secret room or the jetpack thing :( now to comment on 2 reviews.
1) the spark generator is actually the Plasma Cytter, and its this games knife. heavy damage, short range
2) cave story is an indie rpg/platformer/shooter action/adventure game with a lot of fighting (think megaman, platform Metroid) and a racing bit or two [thats all the generes ;) ] and has some heavy, and at times non-understandable, drama. and its free to download. so go play it. and remember, when the TV dog thing (first boss) asks "Are you ganna fight me with that thing?" say "Yes, and i'm gonna kick your @## with it."
and about this game, good work :)

[Alice is Dead - Ep 1]

I was kinda let down... :)

You really had me going. Old music that was eerily fitting and slowly drove me insane, Dead alice, caterpillar murdering, and Eagle Vision (Go Assassins Creed) complete with insane ramblings on wall. The fact that someone is out to make a pair of shoes out of you is freaky too. But you had me thinking that a big and scary monster was going to show up and end the game with a bloody finish, or end it like Narcolyxii and have it all be a dream, but you wake up into a nightmare. Good job tho. Also, i dunno bout' yall, but after i killed the caterpillar, the music stopped. i was freaked :)

[I Hate This Game]

I like it!

Rediculous! It's perfect! 20 levels of fun insanity! and i only had to use the walkthrough on... all of it :) PS, walkthrough does work, just have to scroll way down to the comments. the solutions are posted there.

[Narcolyxii]

YOU ARE A JERK!!!

WTF?! why did you do this to me?! An awesome game, an awesome story, a finale minigame that will leave me pullin an all-nighter my heart is going so fast, and you have the nerve to end like that?! GENIUS! EVIL BUT BRILLIANT GENIUS! You have created a new fear for the human race. You invented weapons that can make ME drool (and i've seen some schwwet stuff). And you tie it all together with a story and end twist that would make M Night Shamalyn get envious. I WANT THE SEQUEL!!!
:) You rule.

[How to Raise a Dragon]

Being a dragon is fun!

YES! i got all possible options in the game! oh, right, review. Great game! it seemed like you got the quotes straight from a real book! did you? anyhow, being a dragon is proven to be fun now. if you kill everyone, but ressurect them, are you a necromantic guardian/watcher, or a tryrant/scourge? the game says tyrant/scourge, but if you brought them back to life, wouldn't it make you good-ish? anyhow, great game! do another one with more color,power, status, and hero parts! i wanna have a hero befriend my dragon, and they become dragon and rider and fight baddies!

[Babies Dream of Dead Worlds]

WTF?! Story completionist here-Must understand!

Yo did a good job on this, it was fun and interesting...but WHAT WAS GOING ON?! Personally, i am one of those people who must fully understand a plot. I want to know what was going on! all i could gather was a guess as follows: 3 thigs (fuzor,mell,Naaij) are living in i guess a babys mind. fuzor races, mell researches, and naaji collects coins. however, as the baby grows it slowly forgets the dreams, and the world the things live in is dying. fuzor races to become legendary before the dreams end. mell finds the truth (kinda) and must tell the public the world is dying. naaji collects coins on a quest to become.(i dunno what that means) Anyhow, thats all i gleaned. PLEEZ TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON! i really wanna know :(.